Ok, so I saw the new "Twilight" movie awhile ago. Not a fan.

For those of you unfamiliar with the movie and/or books, there's a part where the vampire boy leaves the girl without telling her why. Because apparently, despite the fact that he's technically over a century old, he's still a teenage douchebag, incapable of...articulating...any..of...his....thoughts.

He tells her to move on with her life, but she can't. Why? Because every time she's about to do something reckless, a ghostly apparition of him appears telling her not to do it.

Man. That's like having your mother with you 24/7. "Put on a sweater!" "Should you be out so late?" "Why aren't you eating your vegetables?"

Hence, this cartoon.